WeBMAstEr

abOUT thE AboUt

These about me entries will be written in third person as if we- Delus and I- were mere characters, for ease of understanding. We may also introduce our other friends, those which have no affiliation with this world-wide web project, such as Skomaskavsy and Mallory. Do be aware that some sensitive topics may be touched upon briefly in these introductions, so yet again, as it says on the lovely Main Page, do be careful where you look.

ABouT POlADazMiU

→ Born to a Montenegrin and a Ukrainian in Montenegro, Poladazmiu is most fascinated by the ocean and marine biology.
A close second is the subject of organs and the interior of the body, not limited to only humans. Unfortunately, Poladazmiu has a terrible anxiety affliction and is as a result often suicidal. His closest friend is co-author Delusoma, with whom he often finds solace in his fearfulness being reciprocated.

AbOut DeluSoMA

→ Delusoma is a skittish and often fearful personality.
Closest with co-author Poladazmiu, he is also very close with his friend Skomaskavsy, whom he almost always has on a video call on his telephone, as the latter cannot leave his house. When having come to his senses, Delusoma is in fact very calm and careful, tending very well to his friends much like Skomaskavsy does. Unfortunately, these periods are few and far in between.

AbOut FRiEndS

→ Mallory

→ Rather a full-of-it and still hormonal teenage girl, Mallory lives with Skomaskavsy, having been evicted from her home living with her mother by the latter. She is quick to anger and quick to cool down, however harbours a great deal of impulsivity and a violently rash demeanor at times. Having been a child model born into a wealthy family, she has her fair share of money and fame, which contributes to her inflated (though, in fact, deflated and rather nonexistent) sense of self. She derives pleasure from material things. Like Poladazmiu, she loves the sea.

→ Skomaskavsy

→ He is in his late thirties. He has a life sentence of house arrest, and is often present on Delusoma’s phone screen through a video call as he cannot go out into the real world any other way. A gentle, calm personality, he is often left to mitigate arguments between the younger and more rash members of the group, as he handles conflict well and is surprisingly good at extinguishing Mallory’s uncalled-for anger. He loves dogs.